Mucus monsters! Rock-and-rollin’ trolls! All-powerful rotting cat-mummies!

What would YOU do if your boogers tried to take over the world? What if teen-girl ghosts unleashed an army of pooping cockroaches on you?

You’ve got a front-row seat to see kids (and trolls, and vampires) just like you taking on the GROSSEST challenges IN THE WORLD!

So hold your nose, grab your stomach, and get ready for the World’s Most Repulsive Storyteller(TM) to send five tales of disgustingly hilarious horror right into your eye-holes. You won’t know whether to split your sides laughing, hurl chunks, or both!

“You’ll drown in snot! Yes, this book is gross– and outrageous and funny. I laughed out loud. You will, too!”— R. L. Stine, author of Goosebumps and Fear Street

“Over the top in the best possible way, SNOT GOBLINS is a great read!”—Lincoln Peirce, author of Big Nate

“It’s killer! The 10 year old in me went bonkers!”—Jim Paillot, illustrator of My Weird School

“I have not read this book, but based on the cover alone, I’m just going to go ahead and predict that it will be crowned the next Great American Novel, on par with Moby Dick and The Great Gatsby.” — “Weird Al” Yankovic